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I’m A Delicate F*&%ing Flower Hand Cream

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Introducing all-natural DELICATE FUCKING FLOWER HAND CREAM! This is what happens when you take luxurious self-care and drape it in the beauty and spirit of the best-selling Blue Q sock of all time. Delicate Fucking Flower Hand Cream is made with an aggressively-refreshing formula and aggressively-refreshing humor that takes gifting to a brand-new place.

  • No fucking parabens, phthalates, dyes or animal testing
  • Eight unique scent combinations
  • Non-greasy and absorbs quickly
  • 2oz. purse-perfect and travel-terrific screw-top tubes