{"product_id":"desk-warning-sign","title":"Desk Warning Sign - Sarcasm in Use","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"my-4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-sm leading-relaxed product-description prose\"\u003eAh, sarcasm. The language of the emotionally exhausted, caffeine-fuelled, and socially over-it. Let your colleagues know exactly what kind of energy you’re bringing to the day with the Sarcasm in Use Desk Warning Sign—a delightfully blunt piece of desk decor for those who just can’t help themselves (and don’t plan to). Measuring 25cm x 10cm, this sign is big enough to make a statement without needing to say a word—because let’s face it, you’ve used up your daily sincerity quota by 9:05am. Whether you’re the office eye-roller, the group chat assassin, or just a bit too quick with a one-liner, this funny desk accessory was made for you.\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for colleague gifts, funny work gifts, or as a sharp-witted secret Santa gift, this plaque is bound to get a laugh (and maybe a few nervous glances).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"my-4\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-2xl font-bold mb-1 text-boxerpink\"\u003eUSPs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-sm leading-relaxed product-description prose\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Bold desk sign for anyone fluent in sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Perfect funny gift for colleagues, bosses, or friends with dry humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Doubles as desk décor and a built-in attitude warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Great for Christmas, Secret Santa, or everyday office laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Says what you’re thinking — minus the HR meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"my-4\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-2xl font-bold mb-1 text-boxerpink\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-sm leading-relaxed prose\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDepth : 12.00 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight : 25.00 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidth : 2.00 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Carolina Trading","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49656244043931,"sku":null,"price":19.9,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0316\/7145\/1693\/files\/IMG_6618.jpg?v=1790469352","url":"https:\/\/genevieveskaikoura.nz\/products\/desk-warning-sign","provider":"Genevieves Kaikoura","version":"1.0","type":"link"}